Green Monster Smash

Derivation and Vocals: Mr. Slim Background Vocals: Brianne Hodges

“Green Monster Smash” is a derivative work of “Monster Mash” W & M – B. Pickett/ L. Capizzi © 1973 songs of the Knoll/Gary S. Paxton Publ./Capizzi Music Co. (BMI) All Rights Reserved Used By Permission Production by Stephen Makepeace Walker

I was out at Fenway Park one October night
When my Sox were facing an eerie plight
With the Yanks up 3-0, things couldn't look any worse
Til up stepped Big Papi, and ended the curse.

(He did the Smash) The Green Monster Smash.
(Green Monster Smash) A Red-Sox Nation Bash.
(He did the Smash) The Yankee's talkin trash
(He did the Smash) They pulled the all-time crash

From the lavatory, ëThe Outhouse that Ruth Built'
To ëThe Boss's crib,' watching his pinstripes wilt
Yankee fooligans gazed from their snobby abodes
As the Yankee myth began to corrode

(They saw the Smash) The Green Monster Smash.
(Green Monster Smash) A Red-Sox Nation Bash.
(Big Papi Smash) The Yankee's talkin trash
(Big Papi Smash) They pulled the all-time crash

The Yankees were having fun (dooda doot)
The series, they thought they'd won
Then up stepped Big Papi
For a Monster, walk-off home run

Fenway was rockin', all were making big sounds
Idiots unchained, as they rush towards the mound
Sox had come back for a win at the wire
A dark omen, for the Evil Empire

(As Papi smashed) A 14 th inning Bash.
(Green Monster Smash) Beantown lit up like a flash.
(He did the Smash) Naysayer's still talkin trash
(He did the Smash) The idiots gave them whiplash.

Out from his coffin Babe's voice did sing,
But Pedro seemed troubled with no series ring.
So he drilled ëThe Bambino' defying the curse
And said, ìNice try ëA-Rod' with your karate chop at firstî

(The Sox did smash) A few big Bellhorn blasts
(Again they smashed) Veritek's towering thrash
(It's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash (It's now the mash)
It's now the monster mash (Their great big Smash)
Manny's jolts were first class

Now everything's cool, now we've shuffled the Cards
And even Curt Schilling can say: ìwicked hardî
For you the Nation, this smash was meant to,
So give thanks to Big Papi and his Idiot Crew!

(Then we can smash) Good-bye to haunted pasts
(Green Monster Smash) A Red Sox Nation bash
(Then you can smash) You'll raise the Pennant mast!
(Then you can smash) The Sox are champs at last!

Mmmmmmm Smash Good Green monster smash, waooo, repeat, repeat etc.
Mmmmmmm Smash Bueno
Tranquillo Papi, niño impetuoso.
Mmmmmmm Smash Gooooood